tumblr, the sneak
tumblarity of six? come on, tumblr, sometimes i have things to do. for one, i need to fix my macbook, tumblr, because the screen isn’t working. no, i don’t know why; maybe you did it while lowering my tumblarity six points — all while i wasn’t looking.
anyway, a few months ago i found a stack of walmart gift cards that i had assumed were empty and for giggles and poops i decided to check them online. lo and behold, they were all full at values ranging from $20-30! so, since then, i’ve been making 3-4 trips to walmart a week, buying pizza and cookies, and eating myself silly late at night. alas, all things must come to an end; my well is almost dry as i have one card left with about $22 on it.
good story, right? give me my points back.

